I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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