and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
