I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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