In the future we'll all be gay
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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