i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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