Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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