so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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