I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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