Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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