i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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