Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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