are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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