Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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