She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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