Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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