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I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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