Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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