Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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