Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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