How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He has the fingertips of a God
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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