smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
that may or may not have been my penis.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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