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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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