Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just had sex on a roof
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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