i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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