That's intense
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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