You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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