Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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