I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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