Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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