ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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