Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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