if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and she was petting her beer can
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Randomize
