Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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