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it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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