Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's blow job season.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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