All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
where am i from again
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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