it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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