Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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