He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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