How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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