anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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