question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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