Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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