My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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