Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Send help, water and tortillas.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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