He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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