it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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