What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Are my feet made of real feet?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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