there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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