gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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