? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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