I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is Oprah even human
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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