I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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