But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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