I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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