The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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