He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
whose parrot is this?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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