I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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